“Suffer you sparkly b*tch” -Kat

“When I used to take people to my house over the summer it looked like I was about to murder them” - Dhruv Patel

“Just like a bear, I slay.♡” -Tyler Foster

“Death is so cliche.” - Nabeeha Ghani

“I was homie hopping between apple juice and orange juice for a little.”

• Tyler Foster

“I vote for Advisor labor” - Adrienne Bradley

“I’m a hater first and a human second.” — Katherine De Paz

Submitted by Kathryn Gonzalez

“She's like Obama. You never felt threatened while she was president.”

— Griffin Kingsley about Kathryn Gonzalez

“I don’t do more than a line a day” — Shannon Dunwell